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Carnosaur, Monkey Shines, Windows
September 27, 2026
CARNOSAUR (1993) Reptilian creatures resembling dinosaurs hatch from genetically manipulated chicken eggs and terrorize a dust bowl town that neighbors the evil genetics laboratory responsible for creating the chicken monsters. The creatures waste no time in munching on human flesh, the first victim being a poultry delivery man who’s turned into the main course after […]
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Carnosaur, Monkey Shines, Windows
CARNOSAUR (1993) Reptilian creatures resembling dinosaurs hatch from genetically manipulated chicken eggs and terrorize a dust bowl town that neighbors the evil genetics laboratory responsible for creating the chicken monsters. The creatures waste no time in munching on human flesh,…
The X-Files Retrospective: Jersey Devil
Season 1, Episode 5—The Jersey Devil This review contains spoilers. “I heard the same story when I was a kid, too. Funny thing is, I believed it.” A corpse with gnawed-off body parts discovered outside Atlantic City is thought to…
The X-Files Retrospective: Conduit
Season 1, Episode 4—Conduit Mulder is attracted to a tabloid story about a teenage girl’s abduction by aliens and petitions the FBI to make it a legitimate X-Files case—a move that angers his superiors and gives Scully pause. Believing the…
Darkroom, Ghosthouse, Mary Mary Bloody Mary
DARKROOM (1989) A dysfunctional family hiding a dark secret is menaced by a prowler who takes photos of his victims before and after hacking them up. Suspects proliferate in the form of a mullet-sporting photographer, a repressed family matriarch, a…
The X-Files Retrospective: Squeeze
Season 1, Episode 3—Squeeze “Is there any way to get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior?” —Mulder, after coming into contact with bile. A string of murders in Baltimore, Maryland, implies a certain X-Files motif after…
WHO IS MATT?
Welcome to my website! If you’re visiting, you’re most likely a horror movie fanatic like myself. I became obsessed with horror movies around the age of two when my mother took me to the local video store in North Reading, MA. After accidentally stopping in front of the forbidden “Horror” section, I was immediately hypnotized by all the gloriously scary VHS covers.
Since then, it’s been my mission to watch and collect as many horror flicks as I can get my hands on. With the convenient invention of internet streaming platforms, it’s a much easier goal now than it was when I was in high school and had to rely on Blockbuster for my horror movie viewings.
In short, this website is dedicated to horror movies and it’s where you’ll find reviews, retrospectives, links to my YouTube video reviews, and some random fun stuff.