Bloodsuckers from Outer Space – 1984, US, 79m. Director: Glen Coburn.
Four Flies on Grey Velvet – 1971, Italy, 104m. Director: Dario Argento.
Slashdance – 1989, US, 83m. Director: James Shyman.

BLOODSUCKERS FROM OUTER SPACE (1984) A farming community is invaded by an alien presence that turns the residents into bloodsucking mutants. The police are baffled when bodies start piling up, drained of blood. A hillbilly called Buford thinks “Satan-worshipping homos” are responsible, but a more intelligent perspective is sought by a wannabe photojournalist (Thom Meyers). Scientists try to study a captured bloodsucker but that proves fruitless when the Army is called in and wishes to lay waste to the land with nukes. Meyers discovers some family members have become bloodsuckers—in self-defense he cuts off his uncle’s arm, which gushes blood from a stump that resembles ground beef. Meyers then turns into a regular Ash Williams from Evil Dead and uses a chainsaw to remove the head of a bloodsucker decked out in trucker’s cap and overalls. In what can only be a homage to Boris Sagal’s The Omega Man, a smart bloodsucker teaches the prophetic ways of inevitable doom for all mankind by promising divine intervention. If anything, Bloodsuckers from Outer Space proves to be an amusing send-up of Night of the Living Dead, made by people who have an idea or two in their heads. B–

FOUR FLIES ON GREY VELVET (1971) Drummer Michael Brandon gets mixed up in the lurid activities of a masked psycho who blackmails the musician for murder. Photos of the killing show up at Brandon’s home and puts his sourpuss wife (Mimsy Farmer) on edge, which is exacerbated by the sudden murder of their nosy housekeeper. More dead bodies—and a lack of clues—lead police to use a form of pseudoscience involving the extraction of the last image seen by one of the victims, in hopes to getting a glimpse of the killer. The end result is less sensational than you’d expect from such a polished production, most of which works because of filmmaker Dario Argento’s keen eye for making absurd situations feel grounded. Stylistically, the film is on the same level as Argento’s Bird with the Crystal Plumage, but narratively Four Flies on Grey Velvet suffers from a plodding pace and an unconvincing performance by Brandon, who comes off as a selfish jerk. A slick but vacant thriller. C+

SLASHDANCE (1989) One part slasher movie, another part musical-comedy, and all bad. After a failed bust involving two female drug dealers who look like leftovers from a Russ Meyer flick, a Los Angeles cop (Cindy Ferda) is given a dead-end undercover assignment to find several missing Jennifer Beal wannabes. Since we already know these women are dead—one gets her throat cut while auditioning for a shadowy individual—the script skips on mystery and tries to function as a comedy by introducing bawdy John Waters-like characters, including a goldfish-eating stagehand, and a gay theater director who moonlights as a flasher. The plot is skimpier than a leotard, with the screenplay spending a lot of time on the backstage antics of theater life instead of shedding more blood. The only piece of clever writing in the entire movie comes in the form of a maladjusted misfit who pretends to stab himself with a prop knife, unaware the killer had already swapped it for a real one. But that’s low compensation for having to sit through this flop. D–